


Sure I could've stayed in the past, could've even been King, But in my own way, I am King.First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu. Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me.It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. You can find this in the sporting goods department. is my ' BOOMSTICK!' - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This.

It got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. The book awoke something dark in the woods. It was never meant for the world of the living. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites, funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages. It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomicon ex Mortis, The Book of the Dead. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. Shop smart: shop S-Mart! I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. As far as I can figure that the year is 1300 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death.
